“I’ll bring flowers tonight, I hope you’ll like them”, Benjamin says. There are those two gay men named Benjamin and Barney, who are planning a romantic dinner together. Why did the guy refuse the challenge of spending 24 hours straight in a haunted house? They might have come out of the closet the same morning. Nobody has a problem with it until someone blows it on their face. What do you call a group of homosexual lions?ĭid you hear about the Chinese homosexual that got addicted to video games? Only half of the congregation will be kneeling. How do you know when you have walked into a gay church service? How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? Some are testing the waters to see who they can talk into brojobs. Why do straight men make so many gay jokes? “I’ll take him, and him, and him!” the gay man says as he points around the cathedral. The pastor gives the man a friendly grin and says, “Thank you so much for such a generous contribution to this church! The church would appreciate it if you could choose three hymns “. “I did,” the gay man adds as he stands up. When the tin arrives at the pastor’s office, he is taken aback! “Whoever made such a tremendous donation, please make yourself known!” he exclaims. When the gay man receives the donation tin, he leaves $1000 in the tin.

“Whoever pays the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service,” the pastor offers to lure more donations.

Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts do not like women.Ī church is passing out donation boxes. What do you call a homosexual police dog?ĩ0% of women do not like men in pink shirts. What’s the difference between a gay man and Adolf Hitler? They’ll both be in big trouble if the rubber breaks. What do bungee jumpers and gay men have in common? So, if you are still reading this then I think we have a similar sense of humor which serves and gives an opportunity for others to feel included. The jokes below are written and shared by gay people and are actually funny.

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